every time i go grocery shopping

okdavidj:

my next meal consists of little portions of like 6 things because I can’t decide what to eat SO I DON’T DECIDE

me too. generally:

cheese

more cheese

ooooh let’s eat some grapes!!

what if i melt this brie and eat some fruit with it?

crackers!! OH SANDWICH MEAT no bread though TOO COMPLICATED

lol

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circuitsmaximus:

dapperyounglad:

ambrmerlinus:

jumpingjacktrash:

rasuzu:

derperistical:

dhemon:

Something Borrowed

FUck

well

…

…

spirited away

uHHHHHHHHHH

Autopsy.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes good.

ocean’s 11. although i may look fucked for a while, it was actually part of the plan all along.

THOR

Looks like I’m overdue for a Reichenfrost Fall.

GALAXY QUEST

YES

Fish Tank.

So, very. 

Hugo.

Uh, not very? Mildly? It was awesome.

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avsky:

acquisitions.

fuckyourbeliefs bought me that fucking amazing airou monster hunter face mug for my birthday. it is clearly the best mug in the world.

i really want this mug and the internet will not tell me where to buy it :C

herpaderp

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cmcintoshphoto:

I noticed the faint streetlight shining through my window onto my desk at 3am last night. So I took a few photographs of it, and there was a silhouette of a figure in this one. 

Creepy. 

augh don’t spook me at this hour. :(

this is why spongebob is funny

praystation3:

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every after noon i break my arms

at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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okdavidj:

kinsey-x:

(x)

its ok this is exactly what my blog is like

lol

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